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theanimalblog:

Penguins clad in Christmas-themed outfits walk next to staff dressed as Santa Claus at Hakkeijima Sea Paradise in Yokohama, south of Tokyo.  Picture: REUTERS/Yuriko Nakao

theanimalblog:

Penguins clad in Christmas-themed outfits walk next to staff dressed as Santa Claus at Hakkeijima Sea Paradise in Yokohama, south of Tokyo.  Picture: REUTERS/Yuriko Nakao

theanimalblog:

Gentoo penguins surfing, the Falkland Islands.  Picture: Andy Rouse / Rex Features

theanimalblog:

Gentoo penguins surfing, the Falkland Islands.  Picture: Andy Rouse / Rex Features

theanimalblog:

“Over time, she got pretty fed up with his advances. The moans became grumbles, the grumbles became growls and then she finally gave him what for with a left hook.” (via daily mail)

theanimalblog:

“Over time, she got pretty fed up with his advances. The moans became grumbles, the grumbles became growls and then she finally gave him what for with a left hook.” (via daily mail)

theanimalblog:

A polar bear named Vicks throws a bucket into the pool in his enclosure and then jumps in the pool to play with it in the water at the Blijdorp Zoo, in Rotterdam.  Picture: TOUSSAINT KLUITERS/AFP/GettyImages